Why Your Team Sucks 2018: Seattle Seahawks

Some people are fans of the Seattle Seahawks. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Seattle Seahawks. This 2018 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. Your team: Seattle Seahawks.  Your 2017 record: 9-7. Here’s a clip of justice unfolding in real time… I told you Blair Walsh would fuck you good, and he did. HOW DOES IT FEEL, YOU FUCKS?!!!!! See how you like it for once! I feel whole again. The best part is that Blair’s shank here ended up being the difference because Pete Carroll, for Pete Carroll reasons, ran a fake field goal at the end of the first half in that game from the 35-yard-line. “It would have been a really good call if we would have made it. It was something we saw, that we wanted to do. It was…