data-mm-id=”_nwg7hj1mp”>Last night on Monday Night Football, Booger McFarland made waves by saying the Ravens are The Wire of the NFL, which was wrong. So I decided to explain which television show matches best with each of the 32 NFL teams. Baltimore Ravens — BarryAs I said last night, I'm fine with The Wire being called "great," as long as it's not called the "greatest." Not that the Ravens and the fifth-best show ever don't share similarities; they are both based on Baltimore, after all. But this Ravens team is flashy, innovative, must-see, and a little bit ridiculous. Much like HBO's Barry. The dark comedy series has a touch of Breaking Bad in its writing, in the same way Lamar Jackson has a touch of Michael Vick. Miami Dolphins — Dr. KenThe Dolphins are so hopeless they couldn't even make the season interesting by placing their bid to be the worst NFL team of all time. Much like Dr. Ken. ABC tried creating some magic with The Hangover star Ken Jeong, but they couldn't. The comedy show absent of comedy only lasted two seasons, which was one season too long. Hopefully, this iteration of the Dolphins doesn't make the same mistake.New England Patriots — The SopranosTom Brady and Bill Belichick can duke it out for the right to be Tony Soprano, though Junior is not a bad idea either. The Patriots are great every year. They may have some less than historically great seasons (season 5), some of the supporting cast can be annoying (A.J., Meadow), they aren't always likable (Tony), but in the end, they are always in the discussion amongst the best. Oh, and if Antonio Brown was still on the team, he would have been Richie Aprile.Detroit Lions — DadsThe 2019 Lions had some hype heading into the season but quickly failed at showing they deserved it. And it's getting worse. Some thought FOX could have something with the show Dads. However, they didn't. It didn't take long to realize it was just another bad show not worthy of being talked about, ever. Green Bay Packers — The SimpsonsThe Packers are always worth watching and Aaron Rodgers remains one of the best football players to spend a Sunday watching. Homer Simpson may not be the best character ever, or even the best now, but not many have been or are better. He's consistently great and both Rodgers and Homer are on FOX at least 35 percent of the time I have the channel on.More Articles About TV Shows:
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